Drawings

About Phil

I'm an artist who connects lead with paper creating witty and conceptual drawings, illustration and comics. I eat, draw and sleep usually in that order, out of my little cave. I don't wash. My ideas come from dreams, social media, spontaneous conversations, tv, films and other popular culture I can get my mitts on.
Are you male or female
Time to be a better person
My new flip smartphone with hinges
I phone 7 prototype
In a galaxy far far away they had one cell orgasnisms nothing to write home about
My names is not luke and what is this about the force
Sometimes I let my bowels decide what I do next
I have watched your tantrum now for the prequel tantrum the beginning
Would a girl be impressed
Eat my shorts
Worst thing about being old rather than a baby
Out of space
Interstellar film
Eat my pants
Ultimate todo list
Time is relative
This is high art
Social media is the ultimate contradiction
Serial killer dating
Scream from somewhere
Meaning of life
Man judged by his company
Life in the womb is great
I’ve got god and the devil on speed dial
I won’t make it through the day
I can’t suffer in silence
Grudge
Going to the fridge
Galaxy
Finding your soul mate
Cute voice for cute pets
Clean my room, you will said Yoda
Sometimes I look at my girlfriend all majestic
Age is not an issue because I lie about it
I like romantic walks to the bedroom
Restraining order
Phasers to stun,swell and burst
Embarrassing uncle
Too much information
Spot the difference
The best chinese all you can eat buffet was in the womb
Cosmetic lies and illusions
I can work independently
Low level telekinesis is a load of balls
Chasing my girlfriend because she was eating a burger
Sometimes i like my girlfriend all majestic
Selfies are the new mirrors
Girlfriend
I need to be hugged so hard I fart
Headbutt the table now
I hate it when hot pepper sauce massages my bowels
Win this cow
Old fashioned photo sharing
I wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole
I like scribbling and areas of white
I like being hugged so tight I fart
How to feel confident flow chart
Hierarchy of monsters
Follow the yellow brick urine trail
Best moment in life
Bang head here
Are flowcharts shit!!
Take out your anger here
Obsessive passion and complete indifference
Twitter compliment
Recession busting toilet paper
Why would you want to be here maze
Invisible man orgy
Have a wicked weekend
Wheres wally
Turd maze
Open the door to the cannon
My share of the pie chart
Is the glass half full half empty
A realistic UK weather report
Set phasers to turn inside out
Loving things off centre
Wise old sage say i am not old but worldly
Thanks god its friday
Take my body soul and mind but not my socks
Meaning of life in my back pocket
Confidence is a figment of your low self confidence
Brash confidence
Home to work to home
Middle of sex
Google when I was young
Identical twins
30 years of experience
Free hugs
I think google has more answers than god
Terminator system error
Middle of nowhere maze
People who hate pie charts
Naughty yoda
Superman
One way hug is the worst hug
Brain to paper
Far far away
Cat to do list
Free cuddle
Unequal maybe
The good thing about constant failure
Important for a man and woman
Important for a man and woman 2
Crosswords are shit!
Big questions answered 2
Finding a needle in a haystack alternative saying
Happy weekend
Time to fucking party, happy weekend
Is it a rabbit, duck or bottle of half drunk lager
The dark rainbow needs to be contained
Big questions answered
Phone for a takeaway workout
End of the rainbow
The Sandwich workout 30 reps per day
Bloody simple home to work to home diagram
Superman masturbates again
Jobs for spiderman
Maze bedsit
Maze leading to 1 bed bedsit
Terminator’s checklist
I like watching your meltdown cant wait for the meltdown 2
Infinity shit!
Things I can’t resist ever!
My skinny jeans look like a leotard
Terminator to do list again
I like scribbling and staring
Insert over enthusiastic message here
Wound colouring book image
The simple way to diet
Choose one
To do list 3
I’ve watched your meltdown can’t wait for the prequel
Do you hate flow charts
Vommit colouring book image
Turtle eco town-house
Posh to do list
Turd colouring book image
Here’s your breakfast!!
Wise old chinese man says
You have offended my father!
How to diet
Ultimate bloody to do list
Transformers movie synopsis
Question – How do you hug
My other life journey