Phil Wong

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I'm an artist who connects lead with paper creating witty and conceptual drawings, illustration and comics. I eat, draw and sleep usually in that order, out of my little cave. I don't wash. My ideas come from dreams, social media, spontaneous conversations, tv, films and other popular culture I can get my mitts on.

Would a girl be impressed - November 25, 2014
Eat my shorts - November 25, 2014
Worst thing about being old rather than a baby - November 24, 2014
Out of space - November 24, 2014
Interstellar film - November 24, 2014
Eat my pants - November 24, 2014
Ultimate todo list - November 24, 2014
Time is relative - November 24, 2014
This is high art - November 24, 2014
Social media is the ultimate contradiction - November 24, 2014

Would a girl be impressed

Worst thing about being old rather than a baby

Interstellar film

Ultimate todo list

Time is relative

This is high art

Social media is the ultimate contradiction

Serial killer dating

Scream from somewhere

Meaning of life

Man judged by his company

Life in the womb is great

I’ve got god and the devil on speed dial

I won’t make it through the day

I can’t suffer in silence

Going to the fridge

Finding your soul mate

Clean my room, you will said Yoda

Sometimes I look at my girlfriend all majestic

Age is not an issue because I lie about it

I like romantic walks to the bedroom

Restraining order

Phasers to stun,swell and burst

Embarrassing uncle

Too much information

Spot the difference

The best chinese all you can eat buffet was in the womb

Cosmetic lies and illusions

I can work independently

Low level telekinesis is a load of balls

Chasing my girlfriend because she was eating a burger

Sometimes i like my girlfriend all majestic

Selfies are the new mirrors

I need to be hugged so hard I fart

Headbutt the table now

I hate it when hot pepper sauce massages my bowels

Old fashioned photo sharing

I wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole

I like scribbling and areas of white

I like being hugged so tight I fart

How to feel confident flow chart

Hierarchy of monsters

Follow the yellow brick urine trail

Best moment in life

Are flowcharts shit!!

Take out your anger here

Obsessive passion and complete indifference

Twitter compliment

Recession busting toilet paper

Why would you want to be here maze

Invisible man orgy

Have a wicked weekend

Open the door to the cannon

My share of the pie chart

Is the glass half full half empty

A realistic UK weather report

Set phasers to turn inside out

Loving things off centre

Wise old sage say i am not old but worldly

Thanks god its friday

Take my body soul and mind but not my socks

Meaning of life in my back pocket

Confidence is a figment of your low self confidence

Brash confidence

Home to work to home

Google when I was young

Identical twins

30 years of experience

I think google has more answers than god

Terminator system error

Middle of nowhere maze

People who hate pie charts

One way hug is the worst hug

The good thing about constant failure

Important for a man and woman

Important for a man and woman 2

Crosswords are shit!

Big questions answered 2

Finding a needle in a haystack alternative saying

Time to fucking party, happy weekend

Is it a rabbit, duck or bottle of half drunk lager

The dark rainbow needs to be contained

Big questions answered

Phone for a takeaway workout

End of the rainbow

The Sandwich workout 30 reps per day

Bloody simple home to work to home diagram

Superman masturbates again

Jobs for spiderman

Maze leading to 1 bed bedsit

Terminator’s checklist

I like watching your meltdown cant wait for the meltdown 2

Things I can’t resist ever!

My skinny jeans look like a leotard

Terminator to do list again

I like scribbling and staring

Insert over enthusiastic message here

Wound colouring book image

The simple way to diet

I’ve watched your meltdown can’t wait for the prequel

Do you hate flow charts

Vommit colouring book image

Turtle eco town-house

Posh to do list

Turd colouring book image

Here’s your breakfast!!

Wise old chinese man says

You have offended my father!

Ultimate bloody to do list

Transformers movie synopsis

Question – How do you hug

My other life journey

You know you’re old when you have special trousers

Lazy to do list

Can you make a 3D printer from a 3D printer

Annoted life journey

Indecisive terminator

Turd or meringue you choose

How do you feel right now,this minute

Slackers to do list

Noughts and crosses infinity game

Simpliest maze ever

Quarterly life crisis instead of a mid life crisis

My life journey

Dieting checklist

Large titles to do list

Transformers simple yet acute movie summary

Thoughts on the Transformers movie

Thoughts on the Twilight series

I haven’t got the x factor and i don’t care

Kitten to do list

The diamond turd appeared from nowhere

Join the darkside – membership £50 per month

Organised to do list

lazy arse to do list

Is this a threesome

Insert loud message here

A disturbance in the force

Profound to do list

Zero to do list

Relaxing to do list

Ultimate slacker’s to do list

My life journey

The hulk hated mazes

Insert joke here

Minimalist maze design

Nicole scherzinger

Terminator priorities

Join the darkside and save

I have watched your meltdown

Loving the moment when a peck on the cheek turns into sex

How often do you watch tv

Do you like pie charts

Ultimate pie chart

Pinch me please

Not too distant future

In the not too distant future

In a galaxy far, far away

Once upon a time I bothered with fairytales

Digital Frustration

Things that are always beautiful

Why humans exist

Pituitary gland

Its not your fault

Original beginning

Travel back in time

Happily ever after

Meanwhile somewhere else something was happening

I never noticed my feet

Virtual pat on the back

Meaning of life

Coffee in the face

Thoughts at gym

Best things in life

Same problems on Earth

Phasers to defrost

Bacon is the only weapon against hunger

Tactics for come dine with me

Use the force, luke?

Terminator to do list

Lochness monster,yeti and abominable snowman find each other

Routine to do list

Monster trying on glasses

Dictators to do list

Wishing pillows were the only weapons in war

My nose is wet with desire

The snake gave me a thorough hug

I’II be back maybe, said terminator. I have shit to do

Do you like tick boxes again

Been sick on your shoes, I have. Forget I was ever here, you will

Let me get some popcorn before I watch your meltdown

If the yeti found the lochness monster that would be the biggest coincedence ever.

Hugging should be prescribed on the NHS

If variety isn’t the spice of life is it curry powder?

Do you like tick boxes

If I was paid my weight in gold I would go on a high calorie diet

The good thing about choking is the hiemlich maneuvr feels like a back hug

Instead of taking a selfie just take a picture of something which isn’t you

I like stating the obvious-Loud Bang

Are you a hero or villian

I wish apocalypses were gentle and generally more pleasant

Let’s give the beggar a makeover

I have forgotten the biological function of breasts

Follow your dreams or don’t bother

Rainbows are too pretty for their own good

I’m too tired for foreplay but up for full blown sex

When you face defeat,watch his bad breathe

Ultimate pie chart

Ultimate female compliment

Set phasers to roast, i’m hungry

Recession shopping list

It seems like a good idea to have unprotected sex with you since I don’t know you

Is there a keyboard shorcut for being successful

I made you a sandwich instead of giving you foreplay

I like eating humble pie,not because I admitted i was in error but cos I like the taste

Google search is the genius friend I never had

If a picture says a thousand words, why aren’t newspapers picture books

Best way to impress a girl

It’s bad when self worth is equal to the number of Facebook likes

I need a dress that says I want you now but I’m not a total whore

You and me equals best hug ever

Phasers to medium rare

Good films have a beginning, middle end and prequel

Give me booze, video camera, you tube and watch it go viral

I can’t get my emotional baggage through heathrow

Jobs for professor X

Join the dark side, only £15 per month

Ordinary jobs for wolverine

Tick one please

The interesting end of the doughnut

Join the dark side and halve your electric bill!

Internet on and off switch

Evolutionary advantage – thumb war

You are so two faced, said the schizophrenic to himself

Bacon is the only reason I get up on the weekday

Hand me the booze, and watch the devastation

Marriage is like having a licence to annoy one person for the rest of their life

Bring me booze, video camera and you tube

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or the supermodel

Brick approaching your face

Doughnut without the hole

Alien facehugger as hat

Alien facehugger as mop

I just got divorced didn’t you read my facebook status

We fell in love instantly after talking within 140 characters

I just wanted to setup this meeting to tell you how much I dislike this job

I knew she was the one when she re-tweeted all my tweets

Please Banksy stencil on my facebook wall

Battle of the sexes

The best tablet holder ever

You know it’s a recession when a night in is a night out

The worst thing about emails, they waste so many electronic trees!

The problem about being with family

Since its the recession; pound for your thoughts

My productivity always jumps as soon as I leave work!

I use my initiative at work to get the best seats at the bar!

I am a good team player, but can work independently to shit on them if I need to

End of the rainbow

How to be more confident -flow chart

It’s now or never according to my watch

Social media control pad

How to get spots!

Find the burger

Proper jobs for the x-men

Bloody simple jigsaw

Cannonball meets face

The monster was worried

The female alien gave me a seductive lip bite

To do list again

To do list – weight

The moment between birth and death

Get inside the box

Film prediction

Exercise formula

Do you like tick boxes

Are you ok tick box

Chess – ultimate, ultimate battle

To do list – culture

Chess – last stand

1TB Floppy drives

Noughts and crosses – infinity game

Chess – ultimate battle

Lightswitch – on and on

Cup and ball game

Detail is overrated

Attention to detail is not my strong point

Noughts and crosses – the endurance game

A bracelet for my enemies

The worst thing about drawn detail

Using fingernails as shears

Overly detailed to do list

I found the Yeti, Loch-ness monster and a unicorn in my back pocket

Superman becomes the next victim of Jigsaw

I found the loch ness monster he was in my back pocket

What time is it – time to pull yourself together

What time is it again?

Do you like tick boxes

This is a wonderous scene

Another to do list

The smell of your impending doom

The best place to put a secret key

Fear my amazing abs

I made some adamantium mitts for Wolverine

Wolverine’s claws were great for dispensing sticky tape

Diagram showing relationship between big brands and sweat shops

Sod the recession

How to avoid the post Christmas sales

Super mario before his dramatic change of career

Merry Christmas all

These facehuggers give the best massages

Hugging is banned due to it’s addictive nature

Happy birthday if it isn’t your b-day ignore this

This is an image of a majestic sunset

I hate everything in the universe

Sonic the hedgehog gets clamped

No smiling please

I knew growing my fingernail would be useful

The alien gave me his come hither look

I repaired this drawing but second time round it’s still rubbish

This wind makes me look super sexy

No more happy endings

Once upon a time I finished a story I started

Very precise vommit

Spideman alternative kiss

Death and destruction

I live for the day I can hold you again

I believe in you…

An elegant sounding bang

I believed in something when I was young….

The smell of confidence you need to project

You are not the one sorry

I broke Damien Hirst’s artwork

You might be the one, I will just check

I’m eternal I think

It came from the darkest depths and hugged me

I fly by the seat of my pants

Everything has an expiration date

The face hugger was less effective on the back of the head

I made Superman into a high powered sledge

I need reassurance

Just click and drag to the bin

I really don’t want to go back to middle earth please

I managed to put some kryptonite pants on Superman

I attached a noise making machine to wheres wally, he ain’t going anywhere

It has come to my attention

You can try out my noose but only once

I put my heart into this

You will go crazy over me, you cannot fight it!

I have something important to say but I’ve forgotten in all the excitement

The edge of eveything

I’m gonna use my looks to get what I want from you

Abs from heaven

I hope this impresses you as I want a girlfriend

Getting intimate with the necromorph

Celebrate the necromorph

Alternative ending to Twilight

Nelson Mandelas to do list

Turner Prize survey

Destiny wheel, spin it and see you fate

You will be successful but subject to avaliability

Do you love your partner flow chart

Where you are and where you want to be

Neurotics to do list

Wheel of reality 2 give it a spin

3 buttons, 1 choice

Are you good, evil or miscellaneous

Love, hate and non applicable

I found wheres Wally and his wallet

Bloody perfectionist

Insert important message here

On and off button for everything

Dr Who – I found out where Gallifrey is and wrote it down for you

Miley cyrus vs wreaking ball

Select a button and make your choice

Wheel of reality give it a spin

A very very important message

Xavier’s couch was destroyed by wolverine’s nightmare

Are you a good decision maker – use this flow chart

Spiderman suicide

Spiderman’s spidey senses could detect anything

This will try to control you

I love you as much as I hate you

Other uses of the sonic screwdriver

Don’t upset the fading star

Join up the dots

Rude join up the dots

Join up the dots and give your friend a prize

Meringue or turd

Daily grind pie chart

The one thing I learnt from watching the film gravity

Ender Wiggin’s to do list

Come join me in the pod

Batman up yours

Someone actually made the hole into a home

Superman vs lex luthor

Alien vs predator scrap

Wolverine, thor, iron man and hulk have a fight

I need you to be more on my side

Fundamentals of the human body

Ultimate to do list 2

Ingredients for an epic movie

The Hulks thought process shown in a flow chart

Darth Vadar outsourcing to China

Dramatic book reading

Theres a typcial japanese stereotype climbing out the hole

There’s a tree growing in the hole

It’s fun to play games down the hole

The Hulks to do list

Thor’s hammer was abit fed up

Tactics to sharing a average piece of web content

What time is it?….Time to rock

Odd Facebook friend requests

Living in the hole is not half bad

Here’s my signature try forging that!

Square with legs

I wiII save these abs for later

Creature from Tremors

Terminator’s last message to Jon Connor

It’s less painful if you don’t resist the blob

Maze of your life

Twitter has grown and so have I

You discarded my heart so easily

Banksy self portrait

Everything I learnt at school

I think I upset wolverine

I think this is yours

Lets leave Wolverine alone hes been through alot

Retweet for a kiss

A big hi to everyone on social media

I can be whatever you want me to be

He really disliked you to the end

I luv u conclusion

Ultimate do to list

Here’s your fresh coffee

It has come to my attention that I don’t like you

I must admit my feelings for you are not good below average infact

Magic mirror who is the fairest of them all

Alien vs predator vs figure

Or your family gets it

Eventhough the monster is old he will still eat you

It was time to go

Overdoing the drawing

Poor optimus prime

Come here for hugs

I made you a tablet

What a beautiful view

Zombie up yours

Best joke ever written

I was looking for a way out

Figure catapult

The fan has hit the shit

It transcended our comprehension

The inside of the grape fruit without the bitter taste

Something sinister happening here

Someday this will all be yours

Put everything you hate in the hole

Open to interpretation

Key to something important

I must have a hole in my doughnut

I will love you forever

Press the red button to escape

Please take these eyesballs

Fake smile that will make you angry

However I soon got bored

Cyborg – up yours

I never noticed my feet

Smell the X for a burst of freshness

Yeti – up yours

It was over there, I saw it!

My story starts here

My hard drive, my life

What’s the meaning of this?

He’s at the top of the mountain

I knew growing my finger nail would come in useful

I stole a fiver

I’m excited about something

Too cool for school

Beyond your comprehension

I need some private time so I can hug myself

It’s kung fu time

My work at the tate

I was trapped until I spotted the opening

Stay for my dancing

Manual for life

I like having time to myself

Give me all your money!

Not everything in life is fair

They will learn to love you

I’II save this for later